About Us
Take payments and grow your business. Don’t worry about the rest, we’ve got your back.
Gorilla Pay
It’s A Jungle Out There!
In the merchant services Jungle there are many snakes and predators out to get you. They use camouflage, poison and traps to capture your business and relieve you of the fruits of your labour.
Don’t worry, sat in the middle of this Jungle is a gorilla, he’s got your back and he’ll look after you as if you are one of his troop.
He makes the payment jungle a safe place where you can grow your business safe in the knowledge that you can keep all of the fruits that you gather.
The 'Gorilla Pay Pledge'
We are so confident in our products and offering that we have written and stand by the Gorilla Pay Pledge.
If, within the first 60 days of choosing Gorilla Pay, you are not 100% satisfied.
Our pledge to you is:
Return the equipment [in good condition obviously] , and we will refund 100% of your full initial membership charges. So ,that means, the only charges we’ll ask you to pay is, the cost of getting the equipment to you and the cost of getting it back.
It gets better:
After this initial 60 day period, you can stop using our service, whenever you choose without giving us any reason. Just return our equipment [in good condition obviously], give us a call and you are free to leave with ZERO penalties.
Does this mean we’ll lose money if you cancel? Yes we will!
Does that worry us? No!
The reason we are not worried is, because the deal we’re offering is so damn good, the chances of you cancelling are almost non-existent.
Can’t say fairer than that can we?
Danny Williams
Tel: 02392 253322
Mob: 07538 600467
Email: gorillas@gorillapay.co.uk
Hello my name is Danny,
I am the Managing Gorilla at Gorilla Pay.
My question to you is this “Why on earth would you want to use any other company?”
If you have a business, you take payments and choose someone other than Gorilla Pay I can only draw one of two conclusions. Either you don’t know about us or you are off your coconuts.
We are so confident in our products, services and pricing that we back it all with the Gorilla Pay Pledge.
Here is a test for you. Give it a go.
Take a look through our FAQ’s. What you’ll find there is real answers to your frequently asked questions. Simple, that’s what should be there right?
Now take a look at the FAQ’s posted on our competitors websites. Let me tell you what you’ll find. The same questions about pricing, contracts, charges etc, but you won’t find the answers you want, you’ll find half truth’s that avoid what you actually want to know.
I am so confident in what we do that I give my contact details to every customer.
This is the Question that we get asked the most!
WHY?
WHY, when every one else is doing it that way, are you doing the opposite?
When we decided to enter the market, we had a meeting to discuss what was wrong with this industry from a customer point of view.
We made a list and agreed that we would only enter the market if we were able to solve all of these problems for our customers. We spent a year negotiating with several financial institutions and eventually found one who would let us do it our way.
We did some sums and worked out how much income per payment point we needed to have a good business, and then compared the figures that we had worked out to what the rest of the market was charging and we couldn’t believe how great it looked.
Our conclusion is this. We can have a great and profitable business, our customers can have great products and services at a great price and we wont ever have to have an argument about a contract.
We will only ever have happy customers. Win Win I think it’s called.
All that considered the real question is, why not?
Happy Customers Happy Businesses Happy Jungle
If you would like to make an enquiry, get a quote, or make a purchase please don’t hesitate to contact us.
